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i realisation that quite a few people on here are using the word "methinks"...please stop it, it makes me cringe!

unless you are infact a medievil bard or goodley faire monke...

methinks thats a good idea

Anyway i've spent the last week and a half drawing a building for a client and found out yesterday that A) i'd been given wrong information and B)the building didn't fit. So now i have to start all over again

medievil bard

methinks thow dust protest to much, bard, nay court jester at open days yay noney nony.

if thee are suitably cringed then i will end my tale and make amends by saying if though has taken offense, think that thee has but sat and dreamed a wile and all is mended.

egad goodley magicdiscoman...what fryeth friar? hmmmmm...crisps...

Infection... ill... stuck at home hence a lot of posting.

I was cheered up by the sudden announcement that one of my favourite bands was playing locally on just the right day, giving me a brilliant four-day weekend of various happenings next month. But meh, green and slimey at the moment.

Still, Frost and Pegg on soon. Ain't too bad I suppose.

Exam on tuesday.

Being assessed on how well I examine a prosthetic anus amongst other things. Just how straight a face can you keep when saying "...it will involve putting a gloved and well lubricated finger into your back passage. Is that OK?"

I hope the Exam gos well for you Farlsborough good luck .

sound like fun saying that I much prefer haveing lubricated finger into my passage. then haveing something like a kidney biopsy I did not like that at all that was painful but then there was morphine that done the job with the pain

My birthday on Tuesday . But my brother is going to get me so drunk I won't be able to see

^^^^^ Sorry that is for the Pink and Fluffy!

Work tomorrow

LeftEye wrote:My birthday on Tuesday . But my brother is going to get me so drunk I won't be able to see

^^^^^ Sorry that is for the Pink and Fluffy!

Work tomorrow

Happy birthday to you Rob I hope you have a good time take but take care

Im sick and bleedin' tired of all the Derren Brown posts!

i hate those posts with a vengence and its over the green and slimey hump and into a new nuclear powered kind of hate...

magic squares, i remember when he performed for us intellectuals, its all done via hypnosis,its all done via stooges, how did he do this, that and quite possibly, "what hand does he use when wiping his posterior...."

it's really, really grating on my nerves...

Farlsborough wrote:Just how straight a face can you keep when saying "...it will involve putting a gloved and well lubricated finger into your back passage. Is that OK?"

Out of curiosity, what do you do if someone says 'Well the lubricated bit is fine, but I have this latex allergy...'?

abraxus wrote:its all done via hypnosis

Well, strictly speaking...

I agree though, I was quite surprised at how much hypothesising is going on at that DB thread.

I'm feeling incredibly green and slimey this morning. I'm tired, bored and terribly miffed at the whole bloody world. The weekend can't come quick enough where I get a 48 hour repreive from the drudgery.
And some of the postings on TM are really starting to get my goat and if I have to go get my goat then I will be really bloody annoyed as it's raining outside.

i think my goat is with your goat...and i dont like what they are doing AT ALL!

dont get me started on certain posts on here greeny...not only do they get my goat, but they also bloat it...

it's kinda been discussed in forum requests, but i'd love to be able to block threads started by certain people...im not saying they shouldnt start them (well...) but i can just do with not seeing the same old questions being asked time and time again...

ah! excellent...i appear to be slightly stroppy, and angry today...

At least it's not just me then. I have a nail and you sir have hit it right on the head.
I'm now going to go stick my face in a bucket of water to see if that helps.