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Mikey.666 wrote:

HenryHoudini wrote:

Mikey.666 wrote:USA attitude is annoying.

please explain

I've been to America many times, so don't get me wrong, a lot of Americans are nice people, but a lot of them think they're btter then the rest of the world, and they have a tool for a President.

And the English dont think they are better than the rest of the world? Ha

I have plenty of pet pevees.
But I see no point in posting them.

David The Cryptic wrote:

Mikey.666 wrote:

HenryHoudini wrote:

Mikey.666 wrote:USA attitude is annoying.

please explain

I've been to America many times, so don't get me wrong, a lot of Americans are nice people, but a lot of them think they're btter then the rest of the world, and they have a tool for a President.

And the English dont think they are better than the rest of the world? Ha

I have plenty of pet pevees.
But I see no point in posting them.

The English don't think they are better than the rest of the world.
We know we are!

Lord Freddie wrote:
I also hate precocious, obnoxious people whose parents have blown them up to believe they are the greatest thing to walk the earth - and they believe it - and incessantly tell the rest of the world how great they are.

you couldnt be talking about anyone on TM could you???

Lord Freddie wrote:

David The Cryptic wrote:

Mikey.666 wrote:

HenryHoudini wrote:

Mikey.666 wrote:USA attitude is annoying.

please explain

I've been to America many times, so don't get me wrong, a lot of Americans are nice people, but a lot of them think they're btter then the rest of the world, and they have a tool for a President.

And the English dont think they are better than the rest of the world? Ha

I have plenty of pet pevees.
But I see no point in posting them.

The English don't think they are better than the rest of the world.
We know we are!

I knew some one would post that!

Lord Freddie wrote: I also hate precocious, obnoxious people whose parents have blown them up

I dunno...blowing them up seems to be a good solution...

1. Rude people
2. People who drop litter
3. People who are always late
4. People who don't know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're and who spell "definitely" as "definately".
5. Did I mention rude people?

There is more, but those are the ones that spring to mind at the moment.

Spitting. It doesn't make you look 'ard, and it doesn't make you look cool. It make you look like a minger!

Lads who walk around in their trackies with their hand down the pants, like its the same as having your hands in your pockets. Thats why you have to avoid the bar snacks.

And eating with your mouth full. Take your time. It can wait.

Happy slappers (and I don't mean dirty girls with smiles on their face).

Lads that are so insecure that they need to start fights to prove what a man they are.

People who abuse/beat/shoot animals with air guns because its 'fun'!

Dishonesty

Personalised number plates. eg M4 G1C. Even more awful are the personalised number plates that you can't even tell what word or name they're supposed to be spelling. eg T97 8OY Then underneath in small letters they have the word the chav idiots are trying to spell: TOY BOY

TV adverts where the actors are trying to pretend to be normal people and the advert is shot in such a manner as to resemble a fly-on-the-wall documentary.

TV adverts that are shot with the intention of using them across Europe. So the actors use some strange non-language when speaking which is then over-dubbed in whatever language is required. What is that language they use? Do they teach it in acting school? Has anyone else noticed this very irritating trend in advertising?

Adverts promising to solve all your debt problems by turning all of your existing debts into one monthly manageable sum. In other words, are you in shed loads of debt? Then why not borrow even more? That's the answer! Parasites. In a civilised society they'd be locked up for loan sharking - along with the grabbing C rate celebrities who they employ to peddle their filth.

Driving schools who constantly take their pupils up and down my road. We all had to learn sometime, but why does everyone in the universe have to learn on my road? Especially when I'm late for a gig and they've stalled at the junction! Aaargh!!!!

That'll do for now.

gah...and those bloody "celebrities" on the z-list...celebrities?
tosh!

"What did you do?"

"Oh...I slept with David Beckham's cousin's neices ex-friend's fiance's mother's step son, twice removed, on their father's side...once...we were pi**ed..."

Big Brothers Jade...and anybody else from that show!

Big Brother

People who are always adament that theyre right regardless of how misinformed they are. They 'just know' these things. end of story

Bullies

Parents who pull evil mind tricks on their kids

Drink-drivers who kill other people as well as theyre selves

Gangs who think its great to beat up or kill innocent people

Co-workers who schive, but get ten times your bonuses, and are more popular

Lazy people who say 'oh i could never do that' when really they just don't want to even try to put the work in. On a similar note, showing off your latest magic efforts to your friends and getting 'well its easy for you, your a magician'. 'Yes and how do you think you become a magician, you idiot, by real magic '

lozey wrote:Parents who pull evil mind tricks on their kids

in what sense?

lozey wrote:
Co-workers who schive, but get ten times your bonuses, and are more popular

oooooh yes...had this female worker come along...at the time she was the only female...I'm more qualified than her...hell - I had to train her!

and still she was on more than double the pay I was on...

I had a feeling it was because she was female...my manager is a piece of s*** to be honest

I took it up with him and...well...yeah, it is because she is female...though i can't take it up with anybody...I haven't got a contract, her pay isn't on file - it is cash in hand...and I can't prove it either



grrrrrr



that is another pet hate of mine

1. dog sh!t on the street
2. broken glass in the park
3. when you get a whole procession of ignorant drivers who won't let you in at a junction
4. not being able to smoke in pubs

HenryHoudini wrote:

Lord Freddie wrote:
I also hate precocious, obnoxious people whose parents have blown them up to believe they are the greatest thing to walk the earth - and they believe it - and incessantly tell the rest of the world how great they are.

you couldnt be talking about anyone on TM could you???

Would I do a thing like that?

In no particular order:

1. People who drive with their foglights on, even in summer

2. People who drive BMWs which are older than 10 years, and think they now own the road

3. A combo of 1 & 2

4. People who constantly say "I tried" or "I looked" or "I was going to" when they are in fact just lying to themselves

5. Chavs walking round with a cigarette behind their ear

6. Chavs in general

7. People who throw litter from cars

8. Shop assistants who have no knowledge of the products in their store

9. People who complain of being broke, but can afford to smoke

10. People who complain in shops/restaurants/public for the sheer hell of it

11. People who shout at their kids in public

12. People who buy dogs just for show (pitbulls, staffys, bulldogs etc.)... possibly related to point 6

13. Lawbreakers who get away with it... see points 14 - 20

14. People who use their mobile phones whilst driving, without a handsfree kit

15. People driving without one or more of tax, insurance, MOT

16. Shoplifters

17. People who lie for financial gain

18. Drink drivers

19. People who abuse their children

20. Vandals, who destroy things for no apparent reason

21. Kids who don't give up their seats on buses or trains for the elderly

22. The elderly who have a chip on their shoulder about being old

23. Waiting in queues of any sort, i.e. doctors, supermarket, traffic

24. Motorists who force you to break hard as they pull out in front of you (when there is a GAP behind you) and subsequently then indicate to turn right moments later

25. People who say "I hate computers" when they have an IT problem which THEY have caused

26. The manufacturers of food or other items who build a flaw into their packaging which stops a quantity of the (usually expensive) item being used: toothpaste, 'atomiser' perfumes, etc.

27. Non-UK callcenters

28. Yellow Pages sales reps

29. Poor quality service in restaurants

30. Telephone calls which are unsolicited

31. Liars

32. People who leave dogs in cars on warm days (No... opening the window a little is NOT good enough)

33. Spam email

34. People who spit in public

35. The disgusting few who do not flush public toilets after use

36. Monopolies who take their customers for granted, i.e. BT, Royal Mail etc.

37. Not being lucky

38. Kids who haven't paid bills, gotten laid—or even grown pubic hair yet—thinking that they know all about life, the universe, and everything

39. As 38, but applicable to adults

40. The price of fuel

41. The lack of taste in UK food, compared with the continent

42. Unadventurous people

43. People who slate something before they've tried it

44. People who aren't good at their jobs

45. Women who are over-aware of their sexual prowess

46. Men who are vain

47. Bullying, of any kind at all

48. Dogpoo on the pavement

49. People who over-obsess about their physical appearance: i.e. 'size 0' women, fake tanners, etc.

50. People who think they have a right to be better than everyone else