by seige » Mar 18th, '08, 09:43
I don't pay for hairchops anymore... Mrs Seige is a qualified hairdresser (although this isn't her vocation, it was something she did for 'personal satisfaction' !!).
The cheapest I ever remember getting a chop was £1 at a local barber shop, all I wanted was a trim, and I ended up with a grade 3 shave all over... I looked a bit like Action Man.
The dearest cut I remember was about 30 quid for a flat top when I was a teen. Which took blooming ages and was really cool. I'd post a picture, but I fear I may be ridiculed beyond belief.
I personally hate and detest hair cuts. I have a phobia of being not in control, and having a homosexual geezer (which they usually are in barber shops) stand there playing with your ears whilst having your hands under a gown is not my idea of 30 minutes of fun.
Even with Mrs Seige chopping my locks, I grumble, fidget and moan constantly, and I usually insist that the deed is done with music of my choice on the stereo so I can take my mind off it.
BUT although I hate going to the barber, here's a little tale for you all:
About 5 years ago I was on a business trip to London with my ex-boss. We were visiting a very PRUdent and influential client, and I was along for the ride as the company 'web guru'. We got to London the night before the meeting (as it's a fair trek from where I was living) and the usual ceremony of getting rather drunk and eating a posh meal ensued (company expense accounts, don't you love 'em?).
Several jars of Guinness, and red wine, plus the obligatory nightcap of a couple of Cointreau's.
Anyway, during the night my guvner remarked that we deserved a treat, and he'd pay for himself and me to have a proper barber session in the morning—haircut and cut-throat shave, the full monty—at a decent barber.
The next day, sure enough, we had our barber session. Wonderful experience... very relaxing, thoroughly enjoyable. And by the time I got out, the hangover and fear had gone!
I thoroughly recommend it. I felt like a million dollars at my meeting, and one shouldn't underestimate a proper haircut and a shave. Although I do recall the bill for the two haircuts totalling around £50. Not something I'd do every day, but I've never had such a clean shave in my life.