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Pheebs wrote:

If you want me to have a play about for you I will happily do so! (As in, in a friendly-way not a charge-you way!) I could do next week? Depends on how desperate you are
Fleamail me if you're interested! csouthern@akettleoffish.co.uk

Pheebs wrote:Filth, pure filth!

I warn you now, I am a complete Miss Malaprop when it comes to my wording without realising and often say things I don't mean!

Most recently I asked the Fishmonger at Sainsburys for some squid and as he was wrapping and packing them I asked him whether I could have their "testicles" as well and then paused... and blurted out "TENTACLES... I meant tentacles!!"

Freud would have a field day with me.

taffy wrote:I can see we're going to have some great fun Pheebes!

IAIN wrote:

taffy wrote:I can see we're going to have some great fun Pheebes!

thats a bit forward...

TheStoner wrote:Angelina Jolie, Helena Bonham-Carter and a video camera

Replicant wrote: I'll look you up next time I'm in Folkestone on a mackerel mission.

Craig Browning wrote: someone that kissed up to the Bush

Mr_Grue wrote:This eats up the outside, leaving a hole in the middle, which is sometimes awkward, but generally doable.

Hellcat wrote:so, i've been workin on trying to perfect the classic palm the last couple days

Hellcat wrote:and my left hand, great. can get it nearly flat, and it looks nice and natural.

Hellcat wrote:now my problem lies with my right hand. i've practiced with each hand equally, but my right hand looks more like that butler's out of scary movie haha.

Hellcat wrote:did anyone else experiance this weird trait when they started, ie: one hand is fine, but the other just doesnt want to know?

Hellcat wrote: the coin keeps slipping out and it just isnt working for me at all, and the strangest part of all is, im right handed

moonbeam wrote:You missed one Wishmaster

Hellcat wrote: the coin keeps slipping out and it just isnt working for me at all, and the strangest part of all is, im right handed

moonbeam wrote:.... I'm just wondering where you're putting that coin - hmm the mind boggles

Lady of Mystery wrote:I really like quiche, ok shop bought ones can be yucky but make it yourself and it can be really nice. I often make one for dinner in the evening and then have what ever's left over the next day cold, for lunch.

And of course, you can put whatever you want in it, bacon, tuna, mushrooms, sausage. Brilliant for using up whatever's left in the fridge.

Lawrence wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:I really like quiche, ok shop bought ones can be yucky but make it yourself and it can be really nice. I often make one for dinner in the evening and then have what ever's left over the next day cold, for lunch.

And of course, you can put whatever you want in it, bacon, tuna, mushrooms, sausage. Brilliant for using up whatever's left in the fridge.

Gary Dickson wrote:

Lawrence wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:I really like quiche, ok shop bought ones can be yucky but make it yourself and it can be really nice. I often make one for dinner in the evening and then have what ever's left over the next day cold, for lunch.

And of course, you can put whatever you want in it, bacon, tuna, mushrooms, sausage. Brilliant for using up whatever's left in the fridge.

Er....and the innuendo is where exactly?