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A Higgs-Boson walks into a church. The priest says: "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here."
The Higgs-Boson says: "But without me how can you have mass?"

...I'll get me coat.

Tomo wrote:A Higgs-Boson walks into a church. The priest says: "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here."
The Higgs-Boson says: "But without me how can you have mass?"

...I'll get me coat.

I was just thinking the other day that there weren't enough jokes involving elementary particles and the Roman Catholic Church. Well done that man.

Tomo wrote:A Higgs-Boson walks into a church. The priest says: "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here."
The Higgs-Boson says: "But without me how can you have mass?"

...I'll get me coat.

It saddens me that I have no friends that would appreciate this joke.

Which reminds me of another;

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

=D

Woot! The first LHC research paper is published: http://arxiv.org/abs/1003.3124v1

Double woot! LHC detects the B+ bottom ("beauty") quark: http://tinyurl.com/23856sc

Does the report mention all the "natural" desasters that have occured since it was switched on?

It's like the world is tearing it's self appart.

daleshrimpton wrote:Does the report mention all the "natural" desasters that have occured since it was switched on?

It's like the world is tearing it's self appart.

Yes indeed! As that noted bigot Rush Limburgh pointed out: God is displeased with Obama's healthcare bill, so he's grounded European airlines with an Icelandic volcano.